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Look…I love him too. But I spent 10 minutes scanning photos from the agencies and every shot was dorky. And that’s just too long to spend scanning photos without finding one that’s not dorky.

Maybe it was just an off night?

Last night, in New York, at the premiere of Pride & Glory, this is Edward Norton looking like he’s related to Prince Charles. Not a compliment.

The dork factor was made worse by the fact that Colin Farrell actually showered for the occasion and made moistness with his molten quiver. It’s not fair to be compared to Colin but still…

Some people just don’t age hot. Ed isn’t aging hot, is he?

Photos from Wenn.com

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