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Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted.

Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen.

Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. She had to be talked out of inviting the check out girl at the Chinese grocery. Not kidding. Apparently the girl sells “lucky lotto”.

Ellen is 50. And Madonna turns 50 tomorrow. 1958 was a very good year, non?

Photo from Wenn.com

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