Elon Musk might be working with Tom Cruise to do a space movie. Also he and Grimes welcomed their baby yesterday and I’m not sure if this is a joke but supposedly this is the baby’s name: X Æ A-12 Musk. Well thank God for the “copy and paste” function because I could not be bothered to type that out. How do you even say that? Do you need a degree in astrophysics to be able to pronounce it? I feel like Kanye West would be jealous he didn’t think of it first. (Dlisted) 


Emily Ratajkowski hosted a wedding for her dog which got me to thinking if one of my dogs would ever get married and I think the answer is no. My dogs are assholes and allow a sniff here and there and will engage in a chase but that’s about all the time they have for other dogs. Also they would probably either start yelling during the ceremony or fall asleep or go looking for food or dig a hole in the yard so no, this is not an experience I will ever have. And I think I’m OK with that. (Cele|bitchy) 

Anne Heche went to the Met Gala in 2004 and the outfit is forgettable but the hair and makeup were probably the main event anyway. And I can defend it. Because the theme was Dangerous Liaisons and you know what? I would rather someone adhere to the theme than be lazy and just show up all pretty. Have you seen the film? It could easily be an ode to the film. Like when the Marquise de Merteuil loses her sh-t. I f-cking love that movie so much. Every scene is breathtaking. Keanu Reeves is breathtaking. OMG Uma Thurman has never been more breathtaking. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Some of you have written to me today to address the Amanda Palmer/Neil Gaiman drama but Kayleigh Donaldson just did it best and this the definitive essay on that mess of a relationship and even messier split. (Pajiba) 

The worst thing I read this past weekend was the NYT article on those murder hornets. The thing I couldn’t stop reading this weekend was the NYT article on those murder hornets. I think I almost passed out when I got to the part where they attacked a man through a suit. WTF. (NYT)