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Elton John played Barcelona last night. Looks like it was an energetic performance. Never knew the Queen was so flexible. We are sitting in the ferry line right now and I’m tempted to get out of the car and try this on the hood. I have to know if I can pull the same move. Jacek keeps telling me I’m too uncoordinated. Excuse me, I’d like to think that if Elton can do it, I can do it.

Then again…

That’s quite the elevated leg lift even though he used the bench as a push off. I have nothing to push off. Much more difficult.


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