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He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away.

Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with a better sense of humour. He was with Kimmel last night, the video is below.

I go to Mexico
With my vegetable
Testicles

And this is my confession. Very shameful. It’s like 8 Mile all over again. I like Eminem. So much.

(Find him attractive).

And, um, not even in the shamef-ck way.

Like I’d be ok with being seen in public together. Maybe even holding hands. (Help me).

And his face doesn’t look so f-cked up anymore. Check it in the Kimmel video. I’m telling you…he’s kinda hot. And he has great hands. Hands are important.

What’s happening to me?

Attached – Eminem and Jay-Z (or Uncle Jay as Moses Martin calls him) performing together at the Wiltern on Monday for DJ Hero. Wouldn’t you have wanted to be at that? Gah!


Photos from Gettyimages.com

Eminem and Jay-Z perform for DJ Hero at the Wiltern

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