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Emily won’t go to Lick with me for my birthday because she has a family event but still I’m giving her some Emma Stone on a long ass Thursday morning. My mother taught me how to guilt trip and I’m very good at it.

But it’s not hard to promote Emma Stone. I love Emma Stone. Emma Stone is one of the reasons Lindsay Lohan’s only job opportunities these days involve hosting parties in Singapore. And drugs too.

Emma showed up in red last night at the premiere of Zombieland. Not crazy about the way she was styled. Unflattering dress, too old. It’s for cougars. Or aging models like Rachel Hunter. She looked much cuter the other day arriving at LAX. See?

Emma has been dating Kieran Culkin for some time now. Not sure if he was with her last night.


Photos from Wenn.com and MATINGAS/Bauergriffinonline.com

Emma Stone at the LA Zombieland premiere, Emma Stone the other day arriving at LAX

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