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If Eva Mendes is the Queen of Just Miss, of small flaws that turn a masterpiece into mediocrity, then Rosario Dawson has to be the Queen of Always Miss - for taking her Goddess given slamdunk beauty and never failing at every opportunity to f&ck it all up. Maybe this haircut is for a movie, maybe it was an artistic sacrifice…I certainly hope so. Because as I"ve said time and again, I worship Rosario Dawson. My loins quiver for Rosario Dawson. I think she"s fabulous… But I"m also starting to think she"s blind. And quite possibly growing a penis. Photo source

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