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I’ve heard from a few of you who aren’t feeling Faith Hill’s big teased up hair at the CMA Awards last night. Um, I’m kinda into it. What’s wrong with me?

You know, I think it’s from years of being burned by Faith on red carpets. Like when she f-cks up, she f-cks up SO bad it’s leaves a scar. Click here if you really have no experience with this phenomenon. See? You cannot tell me that her white dress and the jacked up ‘do is worse than that.

I dunno, I kinda like the drama of it all with the sparkling and the back...

There’s a lot of Gwyneth in this dress too. Have you heard? They’re good friends. And while Gwyneth would have straight-ironed hers in a middle part, Faith is Faith, after all, and I guess when you’re half of Country’s Royal Couple, I guess I’m not all that offended.  It could be a lot worse. It could be LeAnn Rimes.

Photo credits: Wenn, Jon Kopaloff/Michael Loccisano/Getty

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