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People has confirmed that Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married in LA on January 10th. This is a little surprising, especially since Fergie has supposedly put on some weight – as such, by Hollywood thinnification standards, she’s currently considered fat. Obviously Fergie won’t be eating much over the holidays. Just getting loaded. Look out of that bloat though!

Needless to say, if the wedding date has already been announced, a photo deal will follow shortly?

Maybe they’ll surprise us and not sell out. Possible…but doubtful. They registered at Crate & Barrel. Like they don’t have enough money to buy their own cappuccino maker.

Makes me crazy.

Why not ask for donations as a wedding gift? When she’s already sold so many albums and he’s a series regular on a major network meaning he makes AT LEAST $30K an episode? AT LEAST!

I hate people.

File photo from Bauergriffinonline.com

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