I don’t know how to wait a week to watch a show. I don’t know how to do it anymore. What is this feeling?! Sunday seems like it’s a long ways away but, at the same time, I’m kinda into it, like rubbing a bruise. Because it seems like this isn’t going to happen again, all of us, watching the same television show at the same time. And not that you needed any confirmation, and even though we’ve yet to see the ratings, the final season premiere of Game of Thrones was massive last night, taking over the top 10 worldwide trending topics in the hours after the episode aired. And Twitter definitely came through. I laughed myself to sleep over some of these tweets –my God, I needed it because I don’t think I’m ever going to un-see or un-hear what happened to that f-cking crab child, HOLY SH-T.
#GameOfThrones spoiler without context. pic.twitter.com/IVWOCVncod— Juan Apéstegui (@Novuh) April 15, 2019
The memes though. Here are some of my favourites:
Jon the next time he sees Daenerys:#GameofThrones #DemThrones #thronesyall pic.twitter.com/OqEagQbX5d— Sesali (@BadFatBlackGirl) April 15, 2019
Did Daenerys have one line of dialogue that basically wasn’t “I AM THE QUEEN!”?
#GameofThrones #DemThrones Daenerys: Sansa needs to respect me. I’m her Queen.— Michelle Odrama (@BingNiceNEZ) April 15, 2019
Every day I leave out the back of my house and brace myself for raccoons. That’s also how I feel now about Bran:
If I walk outside right now and Bran is staring at me I’m calling the cops #GameOfThrones— Cameron Magruder (@ScooterMagruder) April 15, 2019
Here’s Kathleen’s favourite – so on brand, and we all deserve a high school GoT romance:
I back a Arya/Gendry romance arc. She deserves a lil cute teen romcom. To All The Boys I Ever Stabbed teas #GameofThrones— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) April 15, 2019
Speaking of Gendry, is that a glow-up we’re seeing or am I just late to this party?
Anyway, Sarah’s got a lot more GoT content coming up through the morning to get us closer to next weekend. But even she doesn’t have an answer to the most important question:
WHERE THE F-CK IS GHOST!?!
Yours in gossip,