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As you saw yesterday, George Clooney was accompanied last night in London by his Italian Queen Elisabetta Canalis and they hit up the afterparty together to meet up with Cindy Crawford, married to Clooney’s bff Rande Gerber who doesn’t appear to have made the trip.

As some of you have noted, Eli resembles Cindy. A curious little…coincidence?

Received many emails yesterday blasting Eli for her low classy white undies underneath the black dress on the carpet.

Please. You think that was an accident?

This broad has moves you’ve never even heard of. And being classy has never been her objective. Being classy, for that matter, has never been one of HIS objectives either when it comes to women. So raggin’ on her for skankiness is totally irrelevant.

Appreciating her ability to take the skank to an art form is the more appropriate discussion. She is reinventing the game.

Anyway, another day, another film. Today in London, George was at a press event for The Men Who Stare At Goats due for release early next month. Here he is with Kevin Spacey – George is too old for him – and Grant Heslov looking rather fresh for a man who was out and up all night. Eli’s juice is a tonic.


Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com

George Clooney attended a photo call for Men Who Stare At Goats with Kevin Spacey and later partied with Elisabetta Canalis and Cindy Crawford in London.

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