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What the f-ck, George? Why didn’t you bring her to Toronto?

Perhaps he’s saving her North American debut for New York and LA. He’s definitely scheduled in both places for the releases of his next 3 films in the next 6 weeks.

For now however only Europe has been able to enjoy the sight of Elisabetta Canalis on Clooney’s arm. And it’s the 2nd night in a row for those in London as he showed up at the premiere tonight of The Men Who Stare At Goats, Italian Amazingness earning yet another double mention in one day, an honour reserved for only the most visionary of famewhores. Lei domina.

This ensemble is an improvement over yesterday. And she looks different too. Like Famke Janssen? A little? That’s the thing about Eli’s face. It can be anyone, anything, and not specific at all, but curiously enough a hybrid of all the women, past and present, in Clooney’s life.

NB. George and Janssen were never linked. This is not a clue to anything.


Photos from Wenn.com and Samir Hussein/Gettyimages.com

Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney attended the UK premiere of The Men Who Stare at Goats.

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