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Us Weekly reported in their last issue that this is George Clooney’s new piece. Her name is Lucy Wolvert.

Guess what she does for a living?

Well of course she’s an aspiring model/actress. But Lucy is also a cocktail waitress!

According to the magazine, they met in Miami a few weeks ago and have been together since. But she’s yapping now. And George does not like talkers. Outside the bedroom. So maybe Lucy’s already on her way out? You know when he’s done with them, it’s swift and sudden.

Ask Sarah Larson.

Who?

I don’t remember either.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Lucy Wolvert's facebook picture, George Clooney and Lucy Wolvert

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