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Oh clever girl.

Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Clooney’s friend Richard Kind confirmed a guest starring spot on the show too. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Please.

You know.

Sarah Larson (WHO???) could only manage a modelling gig for Christian Audigier. But douchewear isn’t exactly a resume booser. By contrast Ely is already conquering American tv. She is extraordinarily gifted. She is living up to all her potential. The Ultimate Jedi of Famewhores.


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