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Sulmona, Italy. George Clooney continues to shoot The American. And it’s convenient too because, as you know, Elisabetta Canalis is Italian, and she’s become a fixture now, sighted on set with him, hand in hand, even though he knows the paps are around, in between scenes.

Look at her. I love her. She knows. She loves. She is. She was born for this.

So we’ve been following the Whitewash of the Italian Queen, right? She has Matt Damon’s approval, and People Magazine is way up her ass, and now, predictably, the wedding rumours are simmering.

They say he wants to marry her. That he’s found the one who can tame him. A tamed man in time for the Oscars? This bitch is masterful.

You know she wants to be an actress, right?

Furba!


Photos from Marco Quadrini/Splashnewsonline.com

George Clooney was on the set of The American in Italy with Elisabetta Canalis.

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