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Velvet is really big right now. At least this is what Sasha tells me. Pretty sure this isn’t how she meant it though. On Gillian Anderson tonight at the London Film Festival, the front looks ok but combined with the two-toning in the back it’s just like overlapping theatre curtains. Disappointing too. Because Gillian Anderson could work a really great dress. But I don’t think I’ve ever seen her anywhere where I’ve been like, OMG what is she wearing it’s so amazing I can’t deal...

Still, it’s not like Anderson looks bad. In fact, she looks very good. But... why is it I can never recognise her anymore? And why do I keep thinking she looks like someone else but I can never think of who it actually is? Help me.

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