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Definitely Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. And this time it’s official. Because People says so, which means they’ve totally sanctioned the message. According to the magazine, he proposed on Friday with a diamond solitaire. Her team is supposedly working out a press release sometime this week...? Not really her style, but whatever.

As for when and where and all the bridey details– either a lavish splash with everyone in Anna Wintour’s contact list in attendance or something small and intimate at her place in Costa Rica.

Am not normally a believer in stalking or crashing but in this case, if I were in the vicinity and didn’t have to walk and it wasn’t cold outside, I totally would. Especially the honeymoon.

Tom and Gisele Porn are on the same level as the Pitts. Maybe with less biting.

Photo from Splashnewsonline.com

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