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Big Thanksgiving bonus for all you Coldplay fans who are hot for Guy Berryman.

Check him out, with his shirt off, after the band’s show in Cape Town earlier this week. He is beautiful, non?

Remember when Lindsay Lohan tried to make us think she was his girlfriend? Click here for a refresher.

As IF she didn’t turn a chance meeting passing each other down a hallway into the most significant relationship of her life.

(Do you think maybe he did actually just f-ck her meaninglessly one night and she thought they would get married?)

Chris Martin was also in the car.

Guy Berryman and Chris Martin were seen after Coldplay's performance in Cape Town.

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