OMG the premiere of Interview With The Vampire and all the men had long hair. Tom Cruise had long hair. And facial hair. And Brad Pitt had long hair and facial hair. Although that’s not as much of a departure since he’s looked like a variation of this for the last two decades. Baby Kirsten Dunst is there too. But holy sh-t, look at that side-by-side of Tom and Brad. (Go Fug Yourself) 

 

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton have collaborated on an award-winning project, their first. Gwen never imagined she would win a country music award but here we are. Is it just me…are they so, so, so, SO cute together? Yes, I said it. Gwen and Blake, to me, are cute. I believe in their love. I also believe in Gwen in red lipstick, always. The way it’s coming off of my laptop it’s almost neon. (Dlisted) 

Jennifer Lawrence has revealed that she voted for John McCain over Barack Obama in 2008, when she was 18 years old and it was her first time. She’s from Kentucky, which is deep red, and it’s always about money. This is the challenge – people vote with their pocketbooks. Or at least Jennifer did until Trump. She’s speaking to Republican voters who might be able to relate. The US election is in 12 days. What will the world be like two weeks from now? (Cele|bitchy) 

Lily Allen masturbates…do you? “I masturbate…do you” is a very good, very direct way to launch a product. So if you’re in the market for a new pleasure device, Lily wants you to give hers a test drive. Is it like the one that gives you a little suction and a little blow? Because that’s the one I want. (Pajiba) 

I have not heard this song in YEARS. And it takes me right back. I’m actually right back in my 90s mind. With all my 90s angst and anger and false confidence. Remember “Hey Jealousy”? (The Ringer)