Happy Valentine’s Day with Taylor Swift & Gwyneth Paltrow
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No?
It can’t all be sweetness and light, can it?
Found these shots of Swift & GOOP, which totally should be a new line of salad dressing, at the Grammys the other night and thought, you know, that you might want to take a break from the love and hearts this afternoon for some teeth grinding hate. Also I just wanted to keep the streak going of including as many Brange exes as possible today.
Oh My God, Gwyneth, let’s totally find a movie we can do together and you can play my big sister. Please. That’s what G needs, actually. Because Swifty’s fans would pump up that box office. And G would take credit for the win.
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