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My Gwyneth was the marquee guest on Saturday at the Mane Event to benefit the Amaryllis Farm Equire Rescue at photographer Steven Klein’s farm in Sag Harbour. As you can see, Gwynnie continued her leggy summer trend, reminding everyone else of how short they are by clopping around in her signature sky high heels.

That’s the thing about my best friend, you know? Almost every celebrity adds two inches on their resumés. This is why they always seem so short when you see them in person. Because they’ve been lying about their height. George Clooney is NOT 5 ft 11. Trust.

Gwyneth Paltrow however is just as tall is she’s sold to be. And of course she loves to lord it all over everybody else.

Photos from Wenn.com

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