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A few weeks ago, my Gwyneth supported her bestie Valentino in New York at the screening of his film The Last Emperor. Last night it premiered in LA. Of course G stood next to her friend, towering over him in those strappy Loubs – LOVE them so much – with a grey short dress and this season’s big shoulders showing off those legs. Tall bitch with the longest legs!

Aside –

Are your legs better in the morning? Because they’ve been horizontal all night? My legs are good when I wake up. Smaller. Then the blood rushes down and they chunk up by afternoon. Saw footage once of Sharon Stone before an event – this is years ago – and she was lying on her bed with her legs propped up against the wall, trying to drain things down. Not sure if this works. Does it?

Gwyneth doesn’t have to worry about such things.

Anyway, G is temporarily residing in LA right now with the children while she preps for Iron Man. According to Jon Favreau, they’ve been training for a few weeks and shooting begins Monday. Am excited that Sam Rockwell has joined the cast. Creepy hot motherf-cker.

As for GOOP – thanks for sending today’s newsletter…

It’s about making sure you’re feeding your kids healthy foods because…

Well…sorry… I stopped caring.

You however might enjoy reading about how you are poisoning your children and how you will never be as wonderful of a parent as she is.

Click here for more.

Peace out.


Photos from Wenn.com and AXELLE/Bauergriffinonline.com

Gwyneth Paltrow at Valentino Last Emperor screening in LA

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