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As you know, Gwyneth Paltrow has been hustling HARD recently in service of Country Strong, opening wide tomorrow, so hard there hasn’t even been a new GOOP. G wants this so badly she’s been flinging her Try everywhere, even breaking her usual silence on her marriage, dropping bits about Chris Martin into conversation, dropping bits about her ex-boyfriends Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck during interviews. And now she’s dropping details about what it was like to kiss Tom Cruise.

“Amazing.”

Really?

When did my G become a sycophant?

Please stop this now.

Please stop pretending you’d actually be friends with Rachael Ray and let her cook in your perfect kitchen. No one believes you can be nice.

Attached – G at Regis & Kelly.




Photos from Wenn.com

Tom Cruise and Gwyneth Paltrow, Gwyneth Paltrow on Regis & Kelly

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