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It was announced in March – click here for a refresher  – that Gwyneth Paltrow would be designing a capsule collection for ZOEtee’s and today’s the day to buy.

It’s the first day that ZOEtee’s Loves Gwyneth, a seven silhouette collection, is available in stores and online at Matches. Drapy, well made, comfortable, stylish, so far G has been earning some positive reviews.

Which totally means you hate these items. You think they’re ugly and overpriced.

Am all over the studs and the matching grey tank and pants. Wonder how the tapering at the bottom will look on a girl with an ass.

All proceeds go to Kids Company an organisation not unlike Covenant House working with disadvantaged youth.

Source Marie Claire

Photo from Wenn.com

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