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Once upon a time she sat at the cool kids’ table, repeatedly asked back to host Saturday Night Live, a favourite of Lorne Michaels, stuck up and condescending always, but a great sense of humour and privy to the inside joke.

Gwyneth Paltrow, since marriage and motherhood and sanctimonious GOOP living, is not only no longer privy to the inside joke, she’s now the subject of the joke. Gwyneth is the punchline. Which means Gwyneth is not cool.

The GOOP chicken parody on Funny or Die – have you seen it?

The namedropping is perfect. LOVE Wes Anderson’s tinfoil. And the musical interlude will kill you.

It was Gwyneth making these videos back in the day. But then her babies came along and showed her the true meaning of life.

Gwyneth Paltrow Makes Chicken Goop.com with Abby Elliott from Abby Elliott

 


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