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Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at the Bambi Awards today in Germany.  I am writing this on the super-rush heading to the airport so I have no idea what she’s doing there, only that she’s wearing a sparkly green dress that shows off some chest bones and doesn’t really look that great.

Today’s Thursday so you know it’s GOOP day and GOOP is giving us her latest Holiday gift guide.  Click here to see. You’ll note, she’s recommending something that our Sasha was already INTO a couple of weeks ago. Sasha would totally move to London to work for GOOP even though I haven’t really asked her about that, I just know.  And, though I may be biased, she’d do a lot better than what GOOP and her people are pimping out there.

Gwyneth Paltrow at the 2011 Bambi Awards
Photo credits: Christian Augustin/Getty

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