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Gwyneth Paltrow photographed in Paris today wearing a trench you want, don’t lie, presumably headed out of town back to London and her family after supporting Stella McCartney yesterday at Fashion Week.

The coat, yes. And the bag too, right?

G does look a little tired. Lovely, still, without much makeup, but also tired. I’d like to believe it’s because she has a hangover. That her quickie trip to Paris and away from the children meant a night out with the girls, celebrating over a bottle of wine, or something.

Once in a while she can remove the ice pick from her ass…?

Doesn’t mean she’s less of a condescending bitch. Never. But just one who remembers how to have fun again.

Photos from KCSPresse / Splashnewsonline.com

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