GOOPy calls him William
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It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP day!
Unfortunately this week’s GOOP is all about recipes. Cookie recipes. Boring.
Also unfortunate, for her that is, careless staff. At the bottom of the newsletter that was sent out, you’ll note they’re still waiting for next week’s copy. And this is not the first time. This is in fact at least the second time. Typos are for the common folk. This is not possible. Karl won’t have it.
But even better…
Something extra to stir in your haterade. Something to seethe over all day.
One of the recipes Gwyneth shares is from Katie Lee Joel. She’s married to some dude called Billy Joel. You’ve heard of him, right? It’s just.so.Gwyneth, right?
Like, OF COURSE she’d call him William. William is much more proper.
The simple explanation of course is that it’s an inside joke. But I prefer to think she’s has some wannabe royal up her ass and thinks calling someone Billy is beneath her.
These are the Gwyneth attributes I love so much.
MUCH better than reading her gushing about making cookies with f-cking pecans and almonds. UGH.
Click here for GOOPy’s latest. And whatever about the “not out-of-a-package cookies with unpronounceable ingredients”. Nothing beats an OREO.
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Finally a good look at Kristen Stewart’s Joan Jett hair. Looks amazing. Really, really suits her. Twi-hards of course are now stabbing themselves, worried that Edward won’t love Bella anymore because she no longer has “pretty girl” hair. Please. These are the same people who think boys wearOlder
