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Was this an official memo for New Year’s Eve that I missed? I feel like everyone wore white. I wore pants with an elastic waistband a grey fleece jumper, if that means anything at all. Not sure I can fit into skinny jeans anymore...

This, obviously, isn’t a problem for Gwyneth Paltrow who spent NYE in Abu Dhabi where Coldplay was paid $1.5 million to perform at a new development. Courtney Love was with her and posted this photo to her Twitter with the following caption:

“getting the best advise for the new years from a true friend, love you @GwynethPaltrow @Goop xoxo”

Would love to hear what exactly G has to say to Courtney about her now non-existent relationship with daughter Francis Bean. How about making that the next newsletter?

So the Martins survived another year. It’s been 8 years now, officially married, for Gwyneth and Chris. Yes, I say they make it to 10. And more. You?

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