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You ready for the dress porn tonight for the Costume Institute Gala? This year’s theme is Elsa Schiaparelli and Miuccia Prada: On Fashion. So...what will Gwyneth Paltrow wear?

Come on.

Of course she’s wearing Prada.

“I'm wearing Prada. I haven't seen the dress or anything."

That’s what she said last night, wearing DVF, at a party celebrating Amanda de Cadenet’s The Conversation where my G’s pre-Met Gala peel was on full display. Either that or the LA sun last week was too much. Honestly, she may want to consider a hat and a stronger sunscreen. She of all people should know this, non?

And she should know about the microderm and the cold gel laser treatment that is much gentler on the skin - you can wear makeup right after and it’s non-invasive. I can’t deal with why she’s not into this.

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