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As posted yesterday, Madonna and her kids and her boyfriend Jesus were sidestage for the Jay-Z performance at the Wireless Festival in London the other day – click here for a refresher. Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend were also part of the VIP contingent close enough to breathe on the Jigga.

Jay’s wife however preferred to stay away from the people. Even the famous people. Instead Beyonce hung out in a less conspicuous area accompanied by... well of course she was accompanied by my Gwyneth Paltrow. They’re tight, super tight, didn’t you know? That my G is BFFs with everyone worth being BFFs with including two major divas and on that night she chose Beyonce...

Obviously.

You choose the headliner and his wife.

Had it been Madonna’s show, G would have been with the Ciccones. And little David sitting on her lap.

These are the signs, see? These are the small seemingly insignificant decisions that when publicised serve to remind you who she is, who she knows, who knows her, and how much better than you she’ll always be. My Gwyneth.


Photos from Wenn.com

Gwyneth Paltrow with Beyonce instead of Madonna at Jay-Z Wireless Festival show

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