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Ok, she"s not a crackhead…but still. She"s a disaster from top to bottom. The hair. It"s Dynasty. It"s OLD. It"s atrocious. My eyes!!! And while I don"t necessarily hate the dress - I hate it on HER. Because Eva Mendez is not virginal Victorian. Eve Mendez is NOT Gwyneth Paltrow. Which is why she f*cked this thing up so spectacularly. The makeup? Wrong. The shoes? Wrong. The accessories? Wrong, wrong, wrong! When you have someone this gorgeous who keeps messing up over and over again, it really is a tragedy of epic proportions.

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