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Walking hand in hand in NYC this week. So let me get this straight: Halle Berry is one of the most breathtaking women in the world. She has one of the most delicious bodies in the world. She has an Oscar. She has a clothing deal. She is reasonably intelligent and her fairy Godmother is Oprah which means she"ll have gold dust blown up her ass for the rest of her natural born life. Is that not enough??? Is it really necessary to have to her hook up with her physical equal? A god among men, the most scintillating piece of loin-quivering hotness I have seen in a long, long time…who happens to NOT BE GAY??? Is this fair??? No, gossips. It is not fair. Not at all. But remember - the Goddess works in mysterious ways. Which is where my Celebrity Baby Theory comes in handy. You can bet your boob job that kid will pop out looking scarier than the jam between Britney"s toes.

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