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That weave must go. SOOO ghetto, don’t you think??? As for the budget dress - I don’t care who designed it. Anything that looks this tacky and this cheap, that gives Halle THE BODY a bulge is wrong, wrong, wrong. Pregnancy rumours? Sure, fire ‘em up again. Especially since it would mean she’s making sweet, Zeus-approved love with that total sex god Gabriel Aubrey. But if she’s NOT fertilised and she really doesn’t have a bump – that stylist of hers needs a right bollocking. I mean, really…is there anything more unforgivable than making Halle Berry look fug?

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