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Ben Affleck and Hayden Panettiere…what’s the common ground?

Answer: a peeler bar!

Four years ago while shooting in Vancouver and still engaged to JLo JLo JLo JLo Ben Affleck hit up a local strip club called Brandy’s and allegedly looked AND touched at the same time, resulting in the subsequent postponement of his wedding and the eventual demise of the Bennifer. Le sigh.

18 year Hayden Panettiere arrived in Vancouver this weekend to begin work on a new movie and on Saturday night, rumour has it Hayden supposedly also popped into Brandy’s with a few friends and was seated in a VIP booth to check out the dancers … perhaps to work on a few new moves to perform on her older pervy boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia? Because if her ads for Candie’s are any indication, little Lolita is still not a girl, not yet a woman, but desperately trying to be (and dress like) an old one.

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