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From JJB of the two during LA Fashion Week. Now I"m not one to talk about noses since mine is so hawkish it"s about to fly away but I just can"t help myself. Haylie Duff"s beak is quite possibly the longest thing I have ever seen. And you have to wonder - if the younger one was open to starvation and veneers and happy habits and a little nip tuck here and there, what"s stopping the older one from shaving down that honker? And is it just me or does her schnoz have strangely hypnotic powers? Like that guy with the mole in Austin Powers - I can"t take my eyes off the f&ckin" thing.

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