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I don’t know about the wisdom of wearing a dress that draws that much attention to those parts of the body and in such a potentially awkward way. Even for a so-called supermodel. Karl says she was never in Paris, you know. Don’t think that swirl by the midsection does anything for her. And maybe I’m just juvenile but the way it curves like an upside down question mark at the bottom, I keep thinking that’s a curly penis. Now imagine this on someone shorter? I wouldn’t buy.

Heidi Klum at the TeenNick HALO Awards
Photo credits: Daniel Tanner /WENN

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