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Helen Mirren is 63. Over 20 years older than Nicole Kidman but sexier, fresher, more beautiful, more real, much, much warmer, and yes… even younger.

Helen Mirren is hottest bitch ever! Nicole Kidman is frozen!

This is Helen on holiday with her husband Taylor Hackford, wearing the sh*t out of that red bikini and showing off a body that is desirable at any age.

Can you picture Granny at 63? Like a vampire who doesn’t age. Like the dead walking among the living. It’s the price you pay for a wrinkle-free face.

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