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Duana hosted Lara’s stag a couple of weeks ago. And now everyone’s counting down to Lara’s wedding. But Lara is fixated on Gossip Girl. She emailed this morning hoping for photos of Hilary Duff on the set and imagining her and Chuck together. Clearly the bride has priorities.

Our priorities at a party for Lara however are photos. Photos like Lara. Lara gives the best pose. She’s famous for it. The best angle on the face. So that night we all posed Lara styles. And I channelled Robert Pattinson and left my mouth open to call the flies. Lara loves it. Of course I had the sh-t luck of having to stand next to Amy, tall as f-ck and a former model. So beautiful. Thanks for the pictures Amy. How was North Carolina???

As for Hilary Duff, per Lara’s request, here she is shooting Gossip Girl yesterday as “Olivia” – SPOILER ALERT – soon to be romantic interest for boring ass Penn Badgley because Dan is so bland, although his longer hair does, from certain sides, appear to be making his tiny face better fit into his bigger head.


Photos from Wenn.com and ANT GRIFFITH/Bauergriffinonline.com

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