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It’s shaping up to be a sh-tty day for Jennifer Aniston.

Photos of the Brange electrifying the red carpet last night with their hotness will be all over everywhere. And now these – of her ex boyfriend Vince Vaughn strolling around contentedly before dinner last night in Hollywood – well they won’t help either. Because he’s with his fiancee, a Canadian girl from Alberta called Kyla Weber.

For Vince, his spell with Aniston was not unlike Ben Affleck’s with the Lopez. So much suffocating hype that, perhaps, permanently tarnished his image.

All of a sudden, spontaneity was actually contrived.

And so Vince, like Ben, retreated. And has remained super low profile while Jennifer continues to tweak her nipples.

Look out. You know it’s textbook.

You know that she’ll swing out soon as an answer to the Brange, unwilling to let them occupy the full spotlight today, she’ll bring something predictable for sure. Maybe her laser tits, or maybe a new hairstyle, or a show for the paps with Gerry Butler on the New York set of The Bounty. Wait for it.


Photos from MATEI/Bauergriffinonline.com

Vince Vaughn and fiancee Kyla Weber out for dinner in Hollywood

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