When I saw these new photos of Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster in PEOPLE (they looked like, ahem, candid paparazzi shots) my first thought was,  “well I guess they aren’t broken up.” My second thought was how much these photos look like the first set of paparazzi shots that hard-launched their relationship

 

These are both PEOPLE exclusives and that’s why they look so shiny and smiley. 

Justin Bieber made a choice to make Hailey’s Vogue cover about him by telling the world he told her she would never be on the cover Vogue (and you know I’m a Bieber apologist!). But I am less interested in their marriage than the announcement that Rhode will be available at Sephora. Huge, massive news for her business and this means a lot of behind-the-scenes work on scaling production from direct-to-consumer to storefront. Rhode gets mixed reviews for its formulas and when you are on the shelf in an international chain, that can’t happen. Beauty buyers are ruthless, as they should be. 

 

On another note, Selena Gomez liked the post and then put up this story. “You know who you are and I’m cheering you on.” Given this or stan wars, I will take this. 

Selena's Story
 

Kevin Spacey gave himself a fake award at Cannes or something, I’m not digging too deep into it. But when we talk about cancellation, I have a theory on Kevin Spacey: he’s a f-cking prick. And years of being a prick means that no one will hire him. I’m not going to compare and contrast different kinds of misconduct and assault, but Shia LeBeouf still has friends in high places. Armie Hammer does too. James Franco is at Cannes. This is a very specific thing to Kevin Spacey in that most people who have worked with him hate his guts. Anyway, for a palate cleanser here is jury member Halle Berry. 

 

Michelle Williams is appearing on her best friend Busy Philipps’s QVC talk show and when Busy gets Michelle on, they dish. 

 

Look, I love a throwdown at a tacky party. It’s the cornerstone of Housewives. But we know far too much about Bill Belichick’s love life. I’d be content knowing less than nothing about it.