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Dear Gossips,

Watched the entire lunar eclipse last night from the plane – when I say it made my life, I totally mean it.

In LA for the Oscars! And today is the last day to enter the Annual Contest sponsored by Mercedes-Benz. There is some buzz in town that Juno might actually have an outside shot. Will the little movie that could actually win???

eTalk Live at the Oscars on Sunday – Ben Mulroney and Jeanne Beker will be on the red carpet, talking to celebrities only after ABC. Canadians: this is a KILLER spot. And it’s ours!

In addition, like last year, Tanya Kim and I will be reporting from the balcony overlooking the Kodak Theatre entrance – the BEST place for smut. After the stars wrap up at the photo walls, they head around the corner and congregate in a little foyer-ish area just before heading up the steps. It was here last year that Jessica Biel had to be cleared away quickly when Cameron D arrived and also where Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig’s lady Satsuki Mitchell had a very awkward staredown. If there’s cuteye, I’m on it. When John Travolta starts sniffing some young hot gay publicists cologne, you will know it. Promise.

eTalk’s 2 hour live pre-show airs on CTV, on Star!, and also online at ctv.ca. I will also be live blogging the event at ctv.ca and answering viewer questions online – can’t wait! Am wearing teal!

Please note – my email was wonked all day yesterday, if you sent an email, could I trouble you to resend? Sorry and thank you.

Thursday – live blogging all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Brendan Fraser is not gay and broke. Those sh*tty Mummy movies make a LOT of money! Also not Matt Leblanc – residuals from Friends will keep him pudgy forever. And not the Hoff either. Baywatch and Germans who listen to his ass cheese music have loaded him for life.

PPS. Ugh. We"re at the Roosevelt and the fire alarm went off at an ungodly hour last night. Wouldn"t you know it - Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in the building. There"s a pimple on my forehead.

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