Dear Gossips,

A tie at the Olympics!

Switzerland’s Dominique Gisin and Slovenia’s Tina Maze crossed the finish at exactly the same time. Tina Maze is a great name, non?

So…let’s talk about Olympic Tinder. Jamie Anderson called it “next level”. Stop. I can’t. Human beings in peak condition, pushed to the best of their physical abilities, and with the drive to go faster, longer, harder… all of them confined in a village with a hook-up app and all kinds of restless energy.

I want to live there. We all want to live there.

Here’s what someone did to my desk last night and what I walked in on this morning:

Basically I’m the office perv.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Gold medalists Dominique Gisin (Switzerland) and Tina Maze (Slovenia) waited by the podium at the Women's Alpine Skiing Downhill Flower Ceremony during the Sochi Winter Olympics.
Photo credits: ALEXANDER KLEIN/ Getty

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