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Dear Gossips,

I love winning. And we won last night! The Bloggers, I mean. On Test The Nation. Thanks for all the messages and well wishes. Sitting at a laptop all day and having no life occasionally does pay off. And Samantha Bee too!!! LOVE Samantha Bee! Who doesn’t love Samantha Bee?

Screwed up my scorecard, they’re sending my official results today. Will post later.

As for Sundance… well… so far it’s been all about that piece of sh*t Paris Hilton. Which means Robert Redford must be pissed. Turns out his festival has been contaminated by Hollywood Ebola and the legion of loser posers that parade up and down Main Street looking for celebrities in sub-zero temperatures. Can you imagine how hard up you have to be to get excited about seeing a human virus???

Monday, blogging all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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