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Dear gossips, Yesterday it was an exclusive statement from Lola Skye. Today it was an exclusive meeting. We met for coffee, we clarified tabloid reports about the nature of her relationship with Hayden Christensen and Sienna Miller, we dished a little on movies and music and clothes, and then we took a photo. Now I’m normally not in the habit of slapping my hawk nose and my droopy eyes on my own site, especially without cosmetic enhancement, but in this case, vanity takes a backseat to the traffic whore. And hey – if I don’t pimp myself, who the hell else is going to do it? In today’s issue: introducing Lola Skye, faghags and gays reign supreme, JLo’s fantastic ass, and the anti-Reese sentiment gains ground.

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