Intro for October 1, 2013
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Dear Gossips,
A couple of weeks ago on The Social we did a segment on what we’re afraid of. I am terrified of sinkholes. They’re like the earth’s festering wound, disgusting. Let’s add something else to that list: Giant Hornets.
Have you seen this?
WHAT THE F-------------CK?!?
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE STINGERS!
This sh-t is happening right now in China. It’s not a movie. But it’s probably time for another major studio release about a wasp attack starring Emile Hirsch. That’s two reasons not to see the movie.
Why am I obsessed with this today? Because we have a small hornets nest on our roof. Jacek’s been lackadaisical about getting rid of it but now, after seeing this? It’s priority #1. I can’t think about anything else. I can’t talk about anything. So every article today will probably be wasp-jacked.
Also, yesterday’s blind was not about Joaquin Phoenix.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
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