You know how I know Kim Kardashian is slipping? She didn’t book Hudson and Connor for a SKIMS campaign. Her team is usually right on top of it. Now that it’s blown up there will be bids – could be Fenty, could be Calvin Klein.

I hope their rate is outrageous. They’ve earned every penny.

Lainey posted earlier about the Ashley Tisdale mom group gossip and speaking of hand-to-hand combat I have no idea what the f-ck happened at this lunch, these posts and comments are hard to follow. Rosie O’Donnell, Kathy Griffin, Ryan Asher … I really need a TLDR.

In what has to be one of the clearest examples of the Streisand effect, ex-NFL player Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife, influencer Haley Kalil, for saying his dick was too big for her. This went down on a Twitch stream and maybe it made its way around NFL or WAG circles, but now it’s broken containment because he filed a lawsuit. So instead of Twitter, it’s on PEOPLE and TMZ. If we were writing this as a rom-com it would go to trial and then they would get back together.

I have made this point about Bruno Mars before: who IS he? We hear him at the grocery store, at weddings, on the radio – he is everywhere, yet he is nowhere. Have you ever seen Bruno Mars not performing? I haven’t, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pap shot of him. And good for him. 

The Rock has been building a slow and steady Oscar campaign. He’s not outright asking for it but he’s connecting with the most respected people. It’s not his year to win and he likely knows that, the goal here would be the nomination (and he did not get recognized by SAG today). Since I said it about Bruno Mars I will also say it about The Rock: have we ever seen him at the grocery store, walking down the street, or outside of a restaurant? If so, it has been a very long time. And he goes to LA for work, so it’s not that he isn’t in the mix. He moves very, very quietly which I think a lot of people don’t notice about him.

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