Hot Harry on a Horse - are you decorating?
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Prince Harry was spotted leaving a shoppe called Fake Landscapes in London yesterday. You’ll recall, it was reported last week that Harry’s moved out of his dad’s place and into a bachelor suite at Kensington Palace; he’s now next-wing neighbours with the Cambridges.
So...
Is Harry decorating? Making the place presentable?
Very sensible to choose items that don’t need to be watered. I feel like Hot Harry really understands himself. It’d be nice to have a few plants around for when Chelsy drops in, totally. But half the time he’ll be passed out on the couch. As if he’d remember to take care of them. Self-awareness is so important. I am proud of him.
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