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See what I mean about this material? It’s lumpy and it wrinkles. I can’t understand why you would ever encourage someone to wear it to ...anything that requires photos. The beach? Sure. To kick around in for a casual dinner? Sure? On the red carpet for the premiere of Immortals? I just find it’s so messy. Also, is it just me or does Isabel Lucas, even by Hollywood model/actress type standards, look extra extra vacant? Standing next to that cheesy f-cking bimbo Kellan Lutz doesn’t help either.

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