Coachella has become the Influencer Bowl, like the Olympics but for influencers, an unofficial gathering of the thirstiest content creators pretending to love live music. Just as it is with the Olympics needing an Olympian supply of condoms, it gets real horny at Coachella too – substances and vibes, vibing off substances, everyone hopped up on the high of being seen and being able to brag-post about where they are.

Celebrities certainly aren’t immune to this either, especially when they have so much obvious visual evidence that their experience is so much more VIP than those who are already so jacked at the most common level of access. Which is one of the reasons why hookups (and the attendant regret – ie Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello) happen so often at the festival.

The most recent celebrities to be overcome by Coachella lust are Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenner. According to DeuxMoi, he was on her body, or she was on his, at the Justin Bieber after-party:

I’m actually surprised it took this long. Jacob Elordi and a Kardashian-Jenner was inevitable. He’s been circling around the influencer-turned-star cohort for a while with Addison Rae and then Olivia Jade Giannulli and now he’s found his way to the top of that particular mountain. Kris Jenner will be waking up smug as f-ck this morning. Another Oscar nominee has joined the stable.

Remains to be seen whether or not Jacob and Kendall were just in it for the night and nothing more but if he sticks around, he joins Timothée Chalamet and Lewis Hamilton in the current rotation. Here are Lewis and Kim at Justin Bieber’s set on Saturday night.

And Kylie and Timmy too:

Jacob was also seen walking with Teyana Taylor briefly but it was just a catch-up/greeting, you can tell he’s saying goodbye to her at the end and while that combination is way hotter, we don’t need Teyana to be caught up in Jacob’s mess. He and Kendall are actually kinda perfect that way.

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